dragon’s crown rant
so this is pretty much just stupid and people need to stop being idiots, really
apparently a lot of people are butthurt because some japanese game has chicks with big tits, a game that showed these designs TWO YEARS AGO and somehow no one cared
seriously have you played a video game before? i’m all for like, realistic body design, but you people act like THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE OR SOME SHIT lol
people are up in arms over the character designs of the women in this game because they are unrealistic. and? there are lots of games where women have unrealistic designs, and lots where they have realistic designs.
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EXAGGERATED BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE GAME IS EXAGGERATED
now if you put this chick down in say, fucking Ico or something, then yeah, it would be pretty weird and out of place.
but I hope that all of you complaining about “over-sexualization” and “unrealistic” designs are complaining just as much about this guy:
BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOOK THAT WAY IN REAL LIFE LOL
like what century are you people living in that are complaining about this game? this isn’t some serious, historical piece of work that strives for accuracy, it’s a cartoony, exaggerated, light-hearted game.
if you’re going to complain that this game is teaching kids poor values, first off, the fuck are your kids playing this game for if you haven’t taught them the difference between reality and fantasy?
second, if you’re going to complain it’s teaching humanity poor values, please take 5 minutes to watch the daily news and then realize how grossly miniscule this game’s “negative” effect on humanity is compared to how extreme the news’s effect on humanity is.
third, if you’re going to say “well this teaches women that they need to look like this and then they feel bad about themselves for not looking that way”, then sure, it might do that, but considering EVERYTHING is exaggerated in this game to comical proportions, then yeahhhh
(and how do you think men feel compared to this? equality, think about it: men generally have more FRAGILE egos than women, because we’re not allowed to talk about it to our friends and de-stress about it, so yes, this may be a shocker, but MEN HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES TOO, and considering that we’ve been seeing burly men like this in games since 1980, i’m pretty sure quite a few men have felt inadequate just like how quite a few women have felt inadequate but in reality no one should feel inadequate BECAUSE IT’S A GAME WITH EXAGGERATED DESIGNS)
MASSIVE League idiot of the day (hell, of the month): PTC Atabishi
(This is a level 27 game)
1) Let’s start off with the beginning fact that his completed Karthus build HAD NO RABADONS. Instead, he decided to claim that his build of Rylais, Zhonyas, Void Staff, Sorc Boots (with alacrity), Seraphs Embrace, and Abyssal.
2) He then declared his build to be superior because he had “65% magic penetration”. (this is impossible to get on Karthus, btw)
3) His summoners? Flash and Barrier. I then suggested Ignite instead of Barrier, which he declared to do “very little damage as it only does 400 damage so it is stupid to get late game”. (Note that Barrier shields for pretty much the exact same damage)
4) Then he claims that I suck as Heimer (even though I not only won my lane, but assisted in a ton of teamfights) and that he was great because he had 15 kills… in a lane where his opponent was AFK for the first 15 minutes of the game, and as a Karthus, who basically can hit R to rack up multi-kills.
5) He got a Seraphs Embrace and did not know that it had a barrier as well.
6) Then declared that he was pro at the game and “knew how to build Karthus very well”, even taking all of the above into account.
7) Also declared that getting/baiting enemies to follow you so your team can pick them off is “luck” and “not a strategy anyone could plan”
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