so i had a dream about ponies. yes, those ponies, from MLP.
the thing was though, here’s other elements of the dream:
-people said fuck every other word, mother fucker, shit, damn, bitch etc.
-ponies were in the dream akin to how pokemon might be, i.e. it was mostly humans walking around
-the beginning of the dream was me at a mall playing arcades when suddenly monsters broke out from nowhere and attached themselves to your clothes, if they did you immediately died seconds later because they ate you, so i had to leave my wallet for no discernible reason and half my clothes as i barely escaped with my life
-then i had to run to the airport to meet up with my friends to pick them up from their flight, at which point we stopped by a shoe store with some famous brand (the brand doesn’t exist in reality), where they had shoes for $9999+ that were custom made for some people, including lady gaga, but none of the people the shoes were custom made for actually wore their shoes (it said this on the advertisement for the shoes)
-however prior to this i had helped out huell howser (california’s gold) with an episode of a woman who made organic gravestones, by literally lifting gigantic rocks out of the forest and making huge sculptures with them (without carving or cutting them), then just threw the coffin in the middle, she looked like a cavewoman but somehow had connections with the shoe company so she gave me a free coupon for one
-so in the present i bought the coupon and got shoes and then we had to run because the entire area was filling up with water and the monsters were coming again
-then back in town, i’m at my friend’s house and i’m playing a sonic game except you control a pony character and my friend programmed the game, and he’s an actual real life friend of mine from college (this is rare that someone from reality is in my dreams), and he apparently has pony babies with my ex (who is also an actual ex-girlfriend of mine, which is even odder), and it makes even less sense since they’re both human but
-we’re all together in some big ass house and it starts raining and then i tell my friend from college that my ex is actually my ex because he didn’t know, but in the dream we are like best friends that we’ve known for decades (in reality we’re only slightly friends that we’ve known for a few years), so he isnt butthurt, but suddenly one of their kids goes missing or something and it stops raining so i fly by jumping and riding on the wind all of a sudden to go help find them, as do two local neighborhood kids who are drawn in the style of dexter’s laboratory
-i land in some gang’s front yard, think lowriders everywhere and bandanas like crazy, about 30 guys in the front yard, i ask if they’ve seen the pony, i describe it, they’re like no, they threaten me, somehow they keep beating the shit out of me and the other kids but it’s like a cartoon so we spring back from it, then one of the kids goes berserk (he’s like 2 foot tall) and is like MOTHER FUCKERS FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING FUCKS and grabs the cars and starts bashing them into each other and going apeshit, then we find the pony kid across the fence in another backyard which was ALL PONY SHIT like literally 500 plush ponies and statues and shit and then we GTFO and i wake up
and you people wonder why i don’t do drugs or smoke
EDIT: forgot at one point i had to spend an hour trying to convince the mall people to give me my wallet back lol