April 13th, 2012 at 8:20AM

SUNTANNING BEDS

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/a-death-by-suntan-at-age-26-1227159.html SUNTANNING BEDS ARE FUCKING STUPID. THERE IS NO REASON TO EVER USE ONE. PERIOD. UNARGUABLE. THE END, seriously.

3 notes #why#would#you#want#to#harm#your#skin#and#DNA#permanently
March 24th, 2012 at 1:37AM

APPARENTLY WHITE MEN CAN NOT ONLY JUMP, THEY CAN FLY TO THE FUCKING MOON LIKE THEY’RE IN SPACE NBA FLYING TIGER JAM

Scottie Pippen, part 4!

2 notes #c'mon#and#slam#and#welcome#to#the#jam#scottie#pippen#azuritereaction#video game#commentary#youtube#comedy#basketball#white#men#can#jump
March 15th, 2012 at 4:55PM

SONIC CD PART 10: WACKY SHITBENCH OSIHF

2 notes #theres#a#guy#at#the#door#who#is#trying#to#sell#my#roomate#a#vaccum#that#massages#your#back#wtf
March 13th, 2012 at 6:58PM

SONIC CD PART 9: TROLL UFOS IN THE SPECIAL STAGE

1 note #man#i#really#need#some#more#exercise#so#im#gonna#get#to#it#yeah
March 2nd, 2012 at 7:31PM

ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON LEAFY LAKE PART 18: THE SINSTER PLAN

2 notes #just#like#rocky#and#bullwinkle#with#two#separate#titles#i#think#i#would#like#to#have#that#on#my#videos#azuritereaction#commentary#youtube#rollercoaster tycoon#leafy lake#leafy#lake#lakes#constructing
February 28th, 2012 at 9:40AM

HORSES ON MY ROLLERCOASTERS: ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON LEAFY LAKE PART 14

1 note #i'm#going#to#go#into#rollercoaster#construction#and#fly#to#the#moon#azuritereaction#video#game#youtube#commentary#comedy
February 25th, 2012 at 5:58PM

GREENDOG: A SURFER THROWS SHIT AT POSSESSED CREATURES

1 note #those#damn#fish#and#dogs#and#birds#are#all#trying#to#ruin#my#beautiful#bleached#blonde#hair#what#assholes#azuritereaction#youtube#commentary#comedy#funny#surfing#surfer#dude#greendog#sega#genesis
February 21st, 2012 at 8:40PM

ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON LEAFY LAKE, PART 7!

3 notes #is#this#in#real#life#fuckin#neosporin#needs#to#work#faster
February 12th, 2012 at 10:44PM

EARTHWORM JIM 2, PART 1: WHIPPIN COWS

4 notes #i've#always#wondered#if#you#actually#tip#a#cow#(which i don't advocate)#would#they#ever#be#able#to#get#up?
February 11th, 2012 at 10:29PM

BURNT BLACK PIZZA YEEEEEEEEEHA

1 note #im#eating#fast#food#again#fuck#i#need#to#use#yelp#more
February 9th, 2012 at 7:49PM

TYPING TO SAVE THE DAY: SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS PART 1!

2 notes #here#again#to#type#the#day#away#shitting#my#pants#while#i#fly#into#the#sky#what#a#day!#azuritereaction#safety#instructions#airplane#crash#accident#safety instructions#pippinbarr#pippen#barr
February 6th, 2012 at 7:24PM

CLOBBERIN’ TIME AKA I BEAT PEOPLE WITH A GIGANTIC YELLOW BRICK IN MONSTER RANCHER PART 3

#i#like#how#the#hulk#is#portrayed#as#a#dumb#ass#but#yet#manages#to#beat#highly#intelligent#people#how#the#fuck#does#that#work?
February 1st, 2012 at 6:23PM

TWISTED METAL 2 LEVEL 7 WHERE HOLLAND GIVES ME A HAND IN BLOWING MY ASS OFF LIKE A REAL MAN

#you#know#i'd#like#to#visit#holland#some#day#it#sounds#like#a#neat#place
January 31st, 2012 at 7:27PM

SHINOBI III TAS PACIFIST RUN PART 2 where i kick the crap out of a boss in seconds with HAX

#hax#to#the#max#while#i#play#the#sax#and#send#a#fax#azuritereaction#commentary#comedy#video game#youtube#shinobi III#ninja
January 27th, 2012 at 5:45PM

ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON PART 8 aka i kill a whole ton of people on rollercoasters and deal with people who say my park sucks by giving them A TRIP TO DAVEY JONES’ LOCKER AHAHAHAH

#never#seen#pirates#of#the#carribean#because#i#dont#want#to#fuck#johnny#depp#unlike#99.9%#of#the#world